Ian Kinsler with a floating bat

Expletive etiquette explained

Earlier tonight, veteran presence and noted bad baseball player Ian Kinsler was seen shouting “Fuck you, fuck all of you” after hitting a three-run bomb. Now, before we discuss this further, let’s take a moment to focus on the most important event in tonight’s game: Chris Paddack cowboying up. When we say yee, you say…

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Why We’re Joining BreakfastTown

It’s been nearly a decade since Tom Garfinkel declared San Diego a “breakfast town.” But when this wayward group of Padres writers found themselves building a new home, Tom’s words stuck in their heads. And not just because we were hungry, though we did have dreams about breakfast burritos. No, we loved it because “breakfast…